Dissertation topic

For all you MPH students looking for a thesis, here are some research questions.

1) Has anybody, anywhere, ever responded to spam e-mail and purchased a penis enlargement product?
* Describe this population in terms of age, ethnicity, level of education, actual penis size, and other parameters of interest. (For that matter, are they all male?)

2) When people sent in their money, did they actually receive something?

3) If the folks in Indonesia or wherever they are actually do send a product, does it contain any biologically active ingredients?
* What are these ingredients? Are they safe?

There should be a good prospect of funding for this. Let me know if you need help with your proposal.