Map of life expectancy at birth from Global Education Project.

Friday, September 10, 2021

An urgent message

I get a lot of strange e-mails, but every once in a while something comes across Your Intertubes that is essential reading. This cannot be ignored.


experts and scholars:   

    The content in the attachment is provided to you by the dean of the World Academy of Sciences, superpowered scientists, 
the final review member of the Prophet International Union Cult Appraisal Committee,The double-edged sword in Revelation Bible prophecy --- King Kong Prophet Su Bei Jian, and the Prophet International Union 
Including "The main reason for global abnormal natural disasters", "Floods caused by rapid degradation and condensation of human beings", "Floods are caused by the negative energy of universal gravitation", "New crown vaccination experience", "The merchant-led world will inevitably lead to the destruction of mankind" , "Unicorn Prophecy 2021", "Ultrasonic Prevention and Treatment of New Coronary and Cancer Program", "The Big Abacus for Destroying Humanity"
      Please forward it to relevant scholars of your school. The details are in the attachment. 


    Yours truly,
    The Prophet International Union

 

Sadly, they omitted the attachment. But we know we must do something now about the Big Abacus.

1 comment:

Don Quixote said...

From the way the sentences and words are used in English, it makes me think it was translated from an Asian language, possibly Chinese. Anyone who has stayed at a hotel there or perhaps in Taiwan can relate humorous anecdotes about things they get lost in translation. I was in a large city in Taiwan once, and every morning when I came down for breakfast, there was a large bamboo steamer which had what were basically steamed lumps of dough inside. Every morning, there was the caterer’s requisite folded card in front of it, and on it, written in calligraphy in English, was “Steamed Bum”. I felt sorry for the guy, honestly.