Map of life expectancy at birth from Global Education Project.

Sunday, November 03, 2024

Sunday Sermonette: Holy Fornication!

Chapter 8 is extremely weird. Scholars have a lot of opinions about it which I won't bother to discuss, because what's the point? We'll never know what this guy was really thinking or what exactly all this is supposed to be a metaphor for, if that's what it is. One thing we do know for sure is that this is not predicting anything that will happen in the far future concerning somebody named Jesus. It's all about the here and now threat from Assyria. However obscure the imagery, Isaiah is clearly predicting that Judah will suffer depredations from Assyria but if the people remain faithful to Yahweh the kingdom will eventually be restored. 

The similarity between verse 4, concerning Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz, and verse 16 of the previous chapter concerning Imanuel is striking:

4 For before the boy knows how to say ‘My father’ or ‘My mother,’ the wealth of Damascus and the plunder of Samaria will be carried off by the king of Assyria.”

13 for before the boy knows enough to reject the wrong and choose the right, the land of the two kings you dread will be laid waste. [by the king of Assyria, specified in the following verse]


Some people think this is a variant of the story in Chapter 7, although the idea that Isaiah himself fathers the boy by boinking a prophetess is unique to Chapter 8. Either way, this is not about Jesus, and the cooptation of this bizarre tale by Christianity is utterly nonsensical.


The Lord said to me, “Take a large scroll and write on it with an ordinary pen: Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz.”[a] So I called in Uriah the priest and Zechariah son of Jeberekiah as reliable witnesses for me. Then I made love to the prophetess, and she conceived and gave birth to a son. And the Lord said to me, “Name him Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz. For before the boy knows how to say ‘My father’ or ‘My mother,’ the wealth of Damascus and the plunder of Samaria will be carried off by the king of Assyria.”

The Lord spoke to me again:

“Because this people has rejected
    the gently flowing waters of Shiloah
and rejoices over Rezin
    and the son of Remaliah,
therefore the Lord is about to bring against them
    the mighty floodwaters of the Euphrates—
    the king of Assyria with all his pomp.
It will overflow all its channels,
    run over all its banks
and sweep on into Judah, swirling over it,
    passing through it and reaching up to the neck.
Its outspread wings will cover the breadth of your land,
    Immanuel[b]!”

Raise the war cry,[c] you nations, and be shattered!
    Listen, all you distant lands.
Prepare for battle, and be shattered!
    Prepare for battle, and be shattered!
10 Devise your strategy, but it will be thwarted;
    propose your plan, but it will not stand,
    for God is with us.[d]

11 This is what the Lord says to me with his strong hand upon me, warning me not to follow the way of this people:

12 “Do not call conspiracy
    everything this people calls a conspiracy;
do not fear what they fear,
    and do not dread it.
13 The Lord Almighty is the one you are to regard as holy,
    he is the one you are to fear,
    he is the one you are to dread.
14 He will be a holy place;
    for both Israel and Judah he will be
a stone that causes people to stumble
    and a rock that makes them fall.
And for the people of Jerusalem he will be
    a trap and a snare.
15 Many of them will stumble;
    they will fall and be broken,
    they will be snared and captured.”

16 Bind up this testimony of warning
    and seal up God’s instruction among my disciples.
17 I will wait for the Lord,
    who is hiding his face from the descendants of Jacob.
I will put my trust in him.

18 Here am I, and the children the Lord has given me. We are signs and symbols in Israel from the Lord Almighty, who dwells on Mount Zion.

The Darkness Turns to Light

19 When someone tells you to consult mediums and spiritists, who whisper and mutter, should not a people inquire of their God? Why consult the dead on behalf of the living? 20 Consult God’s instruction and the testimony of warning. If anyone does not speak according to this word, they have no light of dawn. 21 Distressed and hungry, they will roam through the land; when they are famished, they will become enraged and, looking upward, will curse their king and their God. 22 Then they will look toward the earth and see only distress and darkness and fearful gloom, and they will be thrust into utter darkness.

Footnotes

  1. Isaiah 8:1 Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz means quick to the plunder, swift to the spoil; also in verse 3.
  2. Isaiah 8:8 Immanuel means God with us.
  3. Isaiah 8:9 Or Do your worst
  4. Isaiah 8:10 Hebrew Immanuel

1 comment:

Don Quixote said...

No wonder people don't read the Bible! It would take a hell if a lot of historical awareness to read this with any sort of context that would make it relevant to people from the 21st-century.