Map of life expectancy at birth from Global Education Project.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

God as con artist

For some reason we don't hear much preaching about Genesis 15, even though it seems pretty juicy. Here it is.

After this, the word of the Lord came to Abram in a vision:
“Do not be afraid, Abram.
    I am your shield,
    your very great reward.”
But Abram said, “Sovereign Lord, what can you give me since I remain childless and the one who will inherit my estate is Eliezer of Damascus?” And Abram said, “You have given me no children; so a servant in my household will be my heir.”
Then the word of the Lord came to him: “This man will not be your heir, but a son who is your own flesh and blood will be your heir.” He took him outside and said, “Look up at the sky and count the stars—if indeed you can count them.” Then he said to him, “So shall your offspring be.”
Abram believed the Lord, and he credited it to him as righteousness.
You may recall that previously, Abram was going to have as many descendants as there are motes of dust in the world. That's a lot! But actually, there are only about 5,000 stars visible to the nude eyeball, of which half are in the hemisphere you can't see. So even under the best of circumstances, Abram is going to have no more than 2,500 descendants. Of course, including stars that can't be seen without a telescope, there are more than 100 billion in our galaxy alone.

He also said to him, “I am the Lord, who brought you out of Ur of the Chaldeans to give you this land to take possession of it.”
But Abram said, “Sovereign Lord, how can I know that I will gain possession of it?”
So the Lord said to him, “Bring me a heifer, a goat and a ram, each three years old, along with a dove and a young pigeon.”
10 Abram brought all these to him, cut them in two and arranged the halves opposite each other; the birds, however, he did not cut in half. 11 Then birds of prey came down on the carcasses, but Abram drove them away.
In the Torah we learn that God really digs it when people kill animals and burn them. In this particular case, for some reason, as we will see momentarily,  God actually sets them on fire himself. This is abnormal, however. Usually the people are expected to do it. Later on we'll see all sorts of elaborate instructions for how to go about killing and burning the animals. One is hard pressed to understand why God wants people to do this, and as it turns out later, ha ha! He didn't really mean it. Starting with Psalms, and later prophets, God does not want animal sacrifices, are you kidding me? E.g.

Sacrifice and offering thou didst not desire. Psalm 40:6
Will I eat of the flesh of bulls, or drink the blood of goats? Psalm 50:13
For thou desirest not sacrifice ... thou delightest not in burnt offerings. Psalm 51:16

12 As the sun was setting, Abram fell into a deep sleep, and a thick and dreadful darkness came over him. 13 Then the Lord said to him, “Know for certain that for four hundred years your descendants will be strangers in a country not their own and that they will be enslaved and mistreated there. 14 But I will punish the nation they serve as slaves, and afterward they will come out with great possessions. 15 You, however, will go to your ancestors in peace and be buried at a good old age. 16 In the fourth generation your descendants will come back here, for the sin of the Amorites has not yet reached its full measure.”
So the Jews are God's chosen people, but he's going to enslave them for 400 years? Why? (As it turns out it was actually 430 years but who's counting. Oh yeah -- there were not 4 generations between Abram and Moses, there were six. But again, who's counting?

17 When the sun had set and darkness had fallen, a smoking firepot with a blazing torch appeared and passed between the pieces. 18 On that day the Lord made a covenant with Abram and said, “To your descendants I give this land, from the Wadi[e] of Egypt to the great river, the Euphrates— 19 the land of the Kenites, Kenizzites, Kadmonites, 20 Hittites, Perizzites, Rephaites, 21 Amorites, Canaanites, Girgashites and Jebusites.”
This promise God definitely did not keep. The land between the Nile and the Euphrates would include what is today Syria, Jordan, and most of Iraq. The Jews never got a fraction of that. Bullshit artist.

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