Map of life expectancy at birth from Global Education Project.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Gonzales? Bolton? WOLFOWITZ?

Upcoming Bush appointments:

Secretary of Education: Paris Hilton

Presidential Science Advisor: Jerry Falwell

SEC Commissioner: Bernard Ebbers

Secretary of the Army: Lynndie England

Chair, Equal Employment Opportunity Commission: David Duke

Chair, Federal Communications Commission: Rupert Murdoch

Director, Office of National Drug Control Policy: Rush Limbaugh

Undersecretary of State for Human Rights: Saddam Hussein (hey, all he needs to do is say he's born again and the slate is clean!)

Remember, you read it here first.

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