Upcoming Bush appointments:
Secretary of Education: Paris Hilton
Presidential Science Advisor: Jerry Falwell
SEC Commissioner: Bernard Ebbers
Secretary of the Army: Lynndie England
Chair, Equal Employment Opportunity Commission: David Duke
Chair, Federal Communications Commission: Rupert Murdoch
Director, Office of National Drug Control Policy: Rush Limbaugh
Undersecretary of State for Human Rights: Saddam Hussein (hey, all he needs to do is say he's born again and the slate is clean!)
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