Advice to Uncle Karl

If you got nuthin' to hide, stop hidin' stuff. If you didn't do anything wrong, then swear to tell the truth, sit down, and tell it.

Magically, all those nasty, suspicious, accusatory, tongue wagging finger pointing enemies of the state will have to slink away with their tales between their legs, and you'll once again be king of the hill, top of the heap. So what's stopping you?

Oh yeah. Read the "if" clauses at the top of the post.

(Much too busy today for a decent post -- in fact I don't know how I do this most days. I'll try to get back later this afternoon.)