Jeopardy!

I keep sending these in to Alex Trebek, but for some reason they never use them. Remember, your answer must be in the form of a question.


Category: National Monuments
       Clue:  Nobody, it's an above-ground mausoleum

Answer: Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

Category: National origins
       Clue: Obviously!

Answer: Is the Pope Argentinian?

Category: Prominent Journalists
       Clue: Chuck Todd

Answer: Who?

Category: Metaphysics
       Clue: Metabolizing and reproducing entity

Answer: What is the meaning of life?

Category: Clerical Vestments
       Clue: Skirt for an Archbishop

Answer: What is Tutu?

Category: Existentialism
       Clue: Shit

Answer: What happens?

Category: Grammar
       Clue: Objective Case

Answer: Are you talking to me?

As you can tell, I didn't sleep much last night. I'm gradually getting back to normal, but it's taking a while.