Map of life expectancy at birth from Global Education Project.

Sunday, December 17, 2017

The beginning

I should have mentioned yesterday that the division into chapters and verses was done by medieval monks; it's not in the original documents. But it's handy, so we'll go with it. Here is the first creation story. I say first, because there is a second one right after it, and they are completely irreconcilable. That's obviously embarrassing, so preachers mostly just go with the first one. I'll deal with the second, contradictory story, which appears in Genesis 2, next time.


In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
This is kind of weird because he hasn't made the lights yet.

And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
This structure, of course, does not exist. It's an illusion created by the scattering of sunlight. Nor is there any water above it. We know all this for sure, we've been up there.

And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
We know now, of course, that life began in the oceans. Life on land came much later. Also, God made the vegetation before he made the sun. Apparently he didn't know about photosynthesis.

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
Again, there is no vault of the sky, nor are the sun, moon and stars set in any structure of any kind. The people who told this story perceived what we now know to be an illusion,

20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
Again, the order is all wrong. Birds came long after marine life.

24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27 So God created mankind in his own image,
    in the image of God he created them;
    male and female he created them.
Back in these days, people imagined that God had a physical body. He was humanoid. We'll see more of this anon.
28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

Of course many plants are inedible, even poisonous. And humans, especially back then, did not rule over the birds or most living creatures, some of which were happy to eat people. It's an interesting attitude, however, characteristic of modern day conservatives.

1 comment:

Don Quixote said...

The concept of hegemony seems to be common to a lot of humans, not just modern-day conservatives. I'm thinking of the chaos Spain alone rained down upon the world, before France and England and the United States all took their turns ... There's a lot of death and destruction in the cycle of life but it's natural. Most (99.99999%?) of the truly horrible things that happen on Earth are perpetrated by humans. But even if we off ourselves, perhaps cockroaches or rats, etc. may evolve and become the next self-destructive hegemonic species.

Sheesh, what was god thinking? [Ironic, rhetorical question intended to amuse the atheistic author of Stayin' Alive.)