Map of life expectancy at birth from Global Education Project.

Friday, January 19, 2018

Thought experiment

What if Barack Obama had an affair with a porn star while Sasha was 4 months old, then paid her $130,000 through a shell company to keep quiet about it just before the 2008 election, and it all came out one year into his presidency? We could throw in that he had her spank him with a rolled up copy of Mother Jones.

We could also throw in a couple of hundred other things, such as that the FBI is investigating whether the Russians gave Planned Parenthood money to support his candidacy. But let's just leave it at the above. And note that in this scenario yes, the Democrats control both houses of Congress. What do you think would be happening right now?

2 comments:

Cervantes said...

"to bring up anything against the first black president would be racist ..."

You have got to be joking, right? Like, his birth certificate is a forgery and he was born in Kenya? He is actually a secret Muslim? Not to mention all the utterly nonsensical accusations you are making. Clinton was persecuted because of the affair, not the ostensible lie under oath. And Donald Trump lies every time his lips move.

The interesting question is why Trump paid her $130,000.

Anonymous said...

It's interesting (to say the least) how all the so-called witch hunts are perpetrated by Republicans, not Democrats. They've completely sold their souls and lost their minds.

As I said, a good bill to introduce to Congress would be to deny all members of the federal government health care if they are, for example, climate change deniers or believers in vaccination dangers. They don't believe in science? Fine. Don't reap any of the benefits of science. If Donald Asshole goes to the doctor and needs an antibiotic--tough shit. The science for it was conducted the same way as it is for climate change, crime rate, pollution, bleaching of coral reefs, vaccination efficacy, and other scientific studies.