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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Bomb, bomb, bomb . . .

John McCain started to launch into song on one memorable occasion, but he never gave us the complete lyrics. Here is my humble offering to fill the need I'm sure everyone is feeling.

I was down by the White House the other night,
Heard them all a singin' nearly died of fright.

Bomb Ira-a-an,
Yeah that's the pla-a-an
Cheney's pushing it on Chimpy
He says Chimpy don't be whimpy
Bomb Iran

(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)

Bomb Iran,
Yeah that's the plan
Hillary voted to allow it,
She still won't disavow it
Bomb Iran

(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)

Bomb Iran,
McCain's the man
People say that he is senile,
But bombing is so penile
Bomb Iran

(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)

Bomb Iran,
Bill Fallon's canned.
He was the voice of reason
But to Chimpy that is treason
Bomb Iran

(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)

Bomb Iran,
Peace is so bland.
Wolf Blitzer's salivating,
Cause war is good for ratings
Bomb Iran

(bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran)


Sorry about that, it's what happens when I have trouble falling asleep. Feel free to contribute your own verses.

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