Map of life expectancy at birth from Global Education Project.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Just because the world needs to know

Bernie Madoff's mistress reveals that Bernie had big houses and big yachts but:

"Bernie had a very small penis," she wrote. "Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship."

Still, she said: "I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing."

"On the bright side," she concluded, because of its size, "oral sex would be a breeze."

No, this is not The Onion. I only wish.


roger said...

too much info.

Cervantes said...

I think the more we know about Bernie the better.

kathy a. said...

speak for yourself, cervantes. i'm with roger on TMI.