Map of life expectancy at birth from Global Education Project.

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

The scum of the earth

For some mysterious reason I've been getting e-mails from a PR flack for a company called -- no, come to think of it, I won't even name them. A company that sells homeopathic "remedies," i.e. a scheme to defraud the public. The first thing they wanted me to know is that an unnamed "major pharmaceutical company" is in negotiations to buy them, so it can sell their product line in pharmacies. I have no idea whether this is true, but if it is, there will be hell to pay, let me tell you.

Next, they are bragging that the company "has generously offered their product to India's Minister of Health and Family Welfare to help in their H1N1 Flu outbreak. India has stated it is suffering from an outbreak of H1N1, specifically known as the "Swine Flu". To date, the strand of flu has claimed 12 lives. . . .In a gesture of compassion, [company], Inc.'s CEO Kelly Hickel has informed the Indian Minister of Health that he has a modest supply on hand which he will gladly send over immediately, and should more product be necessary they will gladly donate their net profit as a humanitarian effort to aid in their fight against the H1N1 Flu strain."

Kelly Hickel is depraved. He/she/it is a pure, unalloyed evil. That is all.

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roger said...

the stock of one of mr. hickel's companies is currently trading at a penny per share.

Cervantes said...

Overpriced by an order of magnitude.

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