Map of life expectancy at birth from Global Education Project.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

We get e-mail

Seriously:

Hello Mr./Ms.,
I wanted to email you to see if we can schedule an interview with [redacted] Skincare,  a line that is infused with crystals and made with pure intention.  Crystals are placed around the products as they’re being made.  Filled with intentions and positive energy to add to the product’s overall vitality the space where the products are created bans cell phones and no outside  conversation is allowed.  Only energy infused crystals, purity, positive intentions, and very high quality ingredients, packaged in the most eco-friendly packaging!

Is there hope for humanity?

2 comments:

roger said...

keep false hope alive

Cervantes said...

Or bring on the giant meteorite. Not sure which I'm rooting for. Hi Roger, hope you're doing good.