Map of life expectancy at birth from Global Education Project.

Friday, June 05, 2020

Yes, I really did get this e-mail

You would need an IQ below room temperature to be taken in by this, which I think is the whole point. At least if I've been specially selected to advise the Resident they ought to know my name. They know their supporters are idiots and they treat them accordingly.

CONGRATULATIONS - You have been formally selected to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll in recognition of your unwavering support and commitment to President Donald J. Trump.

Mr./Ms.,

President Trump has always been able to rely on you as a dedicated supporter, which is why we are proud to offer you the exclusive opportunity to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll.

As a member of the Honor Roll, President Trump will be relying on YOU to advise him throughout the coming months on the proper course of action when countering the Left’s LIES and deceptions. When he needs guidance, HE’LL TURN TO YOU.

Joining President Trump’s Honor Roll is absolutely paramount if we’re going to secure another FOUR MORE YEARS and keep our Nation out of the hands of BIG GOVERNMENT SOCIALISTS, and that’s why we are calling on YOU to step up and accept the offer TODAY.

The Honor Roll is a select group and we can only guarantee your spot for the NEXT 3 HOURS before we release it.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT 3 HOURS to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll. >>
 
SUPPORTER: michael_barton_laws@brown.edu
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 18250263 - 2020

DEADLINE: NEXT THREE HOURS
HONOR ROLL STATUS:
MISSING
 
CONTRIBUTE $250
 
CONTRIBUTE $100
 
CONTRIBUTE $50
 
CONTRIBUTE $42
 
CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT

President Trump really needs you on his team as a member of his Honor Roll. When the Left comes for us, we want to be able to show them the list of Patriots who are proud to fight for THEIR PRESIDENT!

We’ll be finalizing the updated roster soon, and we want to make sure YOUR NAME is on there for everyone to see.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT 3 HOURS to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll and to get on the roster.

Thank you,

Team Trump 2020
 
CONTRIBUTE $42

1 comment:

Don Quixote said...

I can see why scammers are continually targeting the American public. If there are people stupid enough to respond to Shitler's pathetically amateurish come-on, I guess they'll give money to anyone.

Let's start a website and solicit donations for real estate in the Pacific Ocean. I mean in the part that has only water.