We already know the CIA is getting to release the fake Osama bin Laden video endorsing Barack Obama. The one they did for Kerry was pathetic -- the guy didn't even look like Osama and he was wearing a ridiculous fake beard -- but it was good enough to fool Tom Brokaw. This time, I hope they do a little better, because after all, it is our tax dollars at work.
What else is likely to happen between now and Tuesday? Opening up my closet of anxieties we find:
Larry Johnson has been sitting on the "whitey" video the whole time. He releases it on Sunday at 4:00 pm eastern time. It takes two days for people to figure out that it's a fake, by which time it's too late.
All of the electronic voting machines in the country have been programmed to award 71.27% of the vote to McCain. Brian Williams avers that the pattern of voting may seem odd, but improbable things do happen.
The afternoon of election day, Fox News comes up with a bunch of elderly witnesses who are prepared to swear to the following events. Obama's mother unexpectedly went into labor, just outside the South Korean consulate. They took her in and called for an ambulance. As she was being carried out on a stretcher, the baby's head emerged just before her abdomen passed through the gate and onto the sidewalk. The Supreme Court is called upon to rule whether Obama was born on foreign soil and so is not a U.S. citizen . . . . You know the rest.
What are you worried about?
Friday, October 31, 2008
Donning the ALCOA sombrero
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Interesting, I didn't know it but I will read more about this. I think you are a brilliant blogger. By the way, I think we'd trust in Fox News. they are very professionals.
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