Still weird . . .

Right now we can all use some diversion. More serious, meaningful weirdness to come.

This advertisement appeared in the Boston Globe some years back. (Verbatim, including punctuation and lack thereof.)

DEMONS, LAWYERS & THIEVES

A dead realm ruled by golden radiation

Left haunted by wealth and power

Orange opposes the papal empire

Where true peace can never flower

A piece of red is answered on yellow

Revolving around the fire's glow

Blue lays out the proposed solution

Grey turns to a dancing white tango

Dedicated to my grandfather

Joseph Chester Kime (Kime and

Bonebrake, J.D. & E.K.,

photographers, Akron.) He bought [sic]

his wife Margaret "Peg" C.

Martin, a high school classmate

of John S. Knight of Knight Ridder,

a Willys Knight (whose namesake

W.J. Willy died with Joseph

Patrick Kennedy Jr. in 1944 (Joe

Jr.'s sister Kick's husband

Willam, Marquess of Hartington,

also died that year. (Kick died in 

'4.))) He died of alcoholism in

1944 (2/2) leaving 3 children:

Joseph, Janet and William (of

DePere, WI) and salesman for 

Employer's Insurance of Wausau

(dec'd. '86.))

Also to C. Nelson Wright (born

Nelson in Rittman, OH) who sold

tools from the trunk of his car

prior to founding Wright Tool &

Forge Co. in 1927. He died Easter

Sunday, 1972.

Please see my ads in the 3/16/90

Globe; 3/1/91 N.Y. Times (&

Harvard Crimson); 3/24/91 S.F.

Chronicle/Examiner. Always

remember Alice Cooper's "Billion

Dollar Babies" and watch out for

spiders!

Richard Bruce Wright, II

b.. 8/31/60, c. 9 am, Akron